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  • Name: Queen Redburga (wife of Ecgbert III, King of Wessex)
  • Nickname: Ginger
  • Address: Cluckingham Palace
  • Breed: Copper Black
  • Eggs: Brown, first egg 2/8/09 (and a double-yolker!)
  • Favourite Food: Slug salad
  • Hobbies: Tap dancing and juggling

  • Name: Empress Matilda (grandaughter of William the Conqueror) aka Terrance
  • Nickname: Tilly (the one with the tuft) / Terry
  • Address: Cluckingham Palace
  • Breed: Lavender Araucana
  • Eggs: ummn, well, in Jan 2010 Tilly sarted crowing, so we think Terry might soon be moving to a farm (and that's not a euphamism)
  • Favourite Food: Taraxacum Officinale
  • Hobbies: Loud music and staying up late (she's, oops, he's only a teenager)

  • Name: Queen Gertrude (mother of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark)
  • Nickname: Gertie
  • Address: Cluckingham Palace
  • Breed: Lavender Araucana
  • Eggs: Green/blue, first egg 17/10
  • Favourite Food: Stellaria media
  • Hobbies: Make-up and high heels (also a teenager)

  • Name: Queen Henrietta Maria (wife of Charles I)
  • Nickname: Hetty
  • Address: Le Palais De Cluckingham
  • Breed: Light Sussex
  • Eggs: Cream speckledy
  • Favourite Food: Escargo
  • Hobbies: Bullying the little 'uns

  • Name: Lady Macbeth (wife of ... you've guessed it. Queen of Scotland for a few pages)
  • Nickname: Betty
  • Address:Glen Cluckingham Palace
  • Breed: Copper Black
  • Eggs: Brown
  • Favourite Food: Neeps and Tatties
  • Hobbies: Caber tossing and haggis farming

  • Name: Princess Leia (wife of Hen, sorry Han Solo)
  • Nickname: Snowdrop
  • Address:USSS Cluckingham Palace
  • Breed: Snowbelle
  • Eggs: White, first egg 10/8/09
  • Favourite Food: Wookie Cookies
  • Hobbies: Jedi training

No trolls were exposed to sunlight in the construction of this page, but neither was I - never mind 'pale and interesting' has often been fashionable.

Additions and corrections are welcome, accompanied by referenced sources, to seamstress(at)deadchickenhat(dot)com.

All mistakes are entirely of my own invention, and I claim world-wide copyright on them.